I heard you say "Who the f*** are Man United?"
Then your dad started shouting "Stop being such a dickhead!"
You lose-you sack, can't even control your team
You see Devils win even in your dream
We call him Fergie....he's been there for so long
When he dies, we'll build a coffin with all the trophies he's won
Don't mess with us, else we'll gun you down
Call fathers to play, you won nothing with their son
No one plays for your team, they do it for money
Your oil can't lit a fire on our glorious history
And where did you find the Lady in Red
Will you ever win anything before I'm dead?
Wembley, Nou Camp and Moscow knows who we are
Lord caused Munich Air Crash coz the skies lacked star
You say it's over, we say the whistle hasn't blown yet
What were you doing when Ole kicked into the net?
Owen, Wazza and Scholsey..fears the East-lander
2009..the year that we owe to Kiko's screamer
They add "The Champions" after our name
We are called the Red Devils...and the Kings of our game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!